It's A Given
By: deepinblue

I knew it. When I did it, I knew what would happen. I also knew who would pounce when I did it.

It's incredible that a lunatic like Jonah would still harbor his dillusions of laughability. You'd think that after all of this time that someone would have tranq'd him up with happy pills - as clearly he is still in need of some serious mental therapy. That's of course highly obvious from even just the look of Jonah. Alas, they haven't and he is still twiddling his thumbs and wasting his time writing about Jamie and I - as if it matters? He blogs about us doing all of this terribly wrong stuff on the magzine like not fixing things the way he feels we should, or at least says we should. He says this and that looks wrong, pointing out critiques here and there. I'm sorry, I thought you no longer work for the magazine? Is there a reason you are spending excessive amounts of time on what someone else does with their business or doesn't do? I mean, if you're going to analyze everything, why not start with a site people would care about or want to even read about - hell, how about a topic? I highly doubt your blog readers (or lack there of) want to know that our quotes were done one way and you think they should be fixed another. On the scale of tantalizing disses, and the subject of intrigue, talking smack about our cropping abilities and color quality that goes with our quotes for the magazine really draws the readers in I am sure. Why not spend time with your family instead? Oh, that's right, they want nothing to do with you too. Hmm...there is always hours that you can spend with your cat Binkins. Then again, if Jonah were smart (I know, I almost cried from laughing so hard using Jonah's name and the word smart in the same sentence), he'd spend more time trying to reconcile with his family instead of trying to degrade me and mine.

So how about it Jonah? I'll give you a smart choice and a choice that only a toad would take. Choice one is to grow a pair and focus yourself on something that might actually count for a damn or matter. Choice two is to blog about mindless bullshit that will never matter or amount to anything. Your move.